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retardhook hit diff – had no rizz, no hair, got roasted by a pigeon… now i'm 7'0, married to beki, got 3 Lambos and a huzz named taylor swift 🧑🚀🔥 TRUST THE HOOK ⚡ 'ggs bro 💯'
hello huzz!!! i built retardhook v2 on a school night using only vscode and sheer willpower 💻🔥 runs silent, hits hard, breaks norms 😤✌ trust the grind, trust the code, trust me 🇯🇴💯
ayham really said 'let me cook' and dropped retardhook v2 like its nothing?? bro coded with fire in his veins and chaos in his heart 😤🔥 runs smoother than nyri’s excuses 💀💯 my bald heads shinin from the power of this build 🧠⚡ ggs to the jordani legend, the myth, the mainframe 🇯🇴 gng stay on that v2 drip
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yo retardhook v2? 😭✨ its like if ur best friend, ur mom, and ur wifi all merged into one beautiful angel baby 💖 it just gets u… like when u cry over a guzz who don’t text back and BOOM—auto-accepts your pain AND the 1v1 invite 😤💯 it’s not tech… it’s love. like, imagine if sunshine had a github repo… that’s retardhook v2 🌻🔥 stay blessed, stay hooked ✌❤️— sun, probably hugging a cactus rn 🌵💕
retardhook? 💀 without it, id be back in latvia, flipping burgers and crying to eurodance 😭 with it? im coding at 4 am like a demon, Kiki still ignores me but WHATEVER zeroo cant even open .zip files and im out here patching kernels like im paid retardhook = freedom. also, ex owes me $3.75 TRUST 🇱🇻✌— nyri
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